me: gaffer, get undressed please. get bare naked.
gaffer (rather haughtily): I'm not a bear!
gaffer has a stuffed dog named smedley. he explained today that:
smedley has a door on her butt to let all the puppies in and out.
me: a door on her butt?
gaffer: yes, two doors. one for in and one for out.
the day before:
gaffer: smedley is very hungry.
me: so what is she going to eat?
gaffer: she's going to eat hot chocolate, juice, and water from my tummy.
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