don't pee into the wind

gaffer and i had just come home from a busy day. we decided to play in the circle across from our house. he'd ride his bike, i'd put away the Christmas tree on our front lawn. as we came into the house to dump our many bags, i asked him to go pee first. he agreed. as he talked to me about peeing, (what else do 3 year olds talk about?) i could hear his voice, but it was far away. then from the kitchen, i heard a loud shriek of laughter. as i ran to the front door, i saw gaffer, standing outside in the front yard, with his pants down, his little white bum looking at me. the neighbour across the street, was unfortunately, encouraging him. i yelled at him to come back inside to pee.
we then called daddy who explained that you only pee outside in the forest, or in the park if you can't find a bathroom...